Will was asked to write this section.…here goes…

Boy meets girl
Girl not that interested in boy
Boy very interested in girl
Boy wears girl down over a couple of years
Girl gives boy a chance
Boy is a winner and therefore succeeded in winning girl over
Girl realizes boy isn’t as much of a dick as he first seemed
Girl and boy move to Laguna Beach, CA
Girl realizes Laguna life ain’t half bad
Girl asks boy when he’s going to marry her
Girl asks again
…and again
…and again
Boy finally proposes many years later